http://matlarkin.com Sun, 02 May 2010 11:37:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://matlarkin.com/2006/06/29/the-semi-requited-novelist/ http://matlarkin.com/2006/06/29/the-semi-requited-novelist/#comments Thu, 29 Jun 2006 06:52:21 +0000 Mat http://matlarkin.com/?p=57 burgling and urine portage and the lesser-known works of Danny DeVito, but didn't you used to be an unrequited novelist?" "Well--" I say, but they interrupt me.]]> http://matlarkin.com/2006/06/29/the-semi-requited-novelist/feed/ 3 http://matlarkin.com/2006/01/12/247-days/ http://matlarkin.com/2006/01/12/247-days/#comments Thu, 12 Jan 2006 05:33:19 +0000 Mat http://matlarkin.com/2006/247-days/ crikey.com.au.]]> http://matlarkin.com/2006/01/12/247-days/feed/ 2 http://matlarkin.com/2005/11/29/the-funniest-thing-ill-ever-say/ http://matlarkin.com/2005/11/29/the-funniest-thing-ill-ever-say/#comments Tue, 29 Nov 2005 04:09:56 +0000 Mat http://matlarkin.com/?p=40 Act 1, Scene 1 M: That was the funniest thing I’ll ever say, wasn’t it? A: Probably, yes. C: I can’t see you topping it. B: You’ll never be that funny ever again. It’s all downhill from here.]]> http://matlarkin.com/2005/11/29/the-funniest-thing-ill-ever-say/feed/ 3