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By Mat | Published: August 2, 2005

“Everyday girls with kinky fetishes”

JERRY — How do you feel, Meathead?

MEATHEAD — I think I might have just won the lottery, Jerry. Tell me, how can I become a more particpative element of this shabby pornographic burlesque?

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Weight: 85kg. Cigarettes: 0. Still no call from Mark Darcy.

By Mat | Published: May 27, 2005

The following post will contain no transitive or intransitive verbs. Any resemblance to an extract from Bridget Jones’ Diary is purely the result of massive holes in Helen Fielding’s education.

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