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That’s It, I’m Tex­ting 000

By Mat | Published: January 3, 2006

“Tanya, don’t look now, but—”

“Hang on Kylie, I’m just tex­ting Steve.”

“Oh.”

“s-t-a-r-d. Right, done, what’s your problem?”

“Don’t look now, but there’s a weird guy behind you.”

“Where—”

“I said don’t look!”

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Today on Springer…

By Mat | Published: August 2, 2005

“Every­day girls with kinky fetishes”

JERRY — How do you feel, Meathead?

MEATHEAD — I think I might have just won the lot­tery, Jerry. Tell me, how can I become a more par­ticpat­ive ele­ment of this shabby por­no­graphic burlesque?

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