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That’s It, I’m Tex­ting 000

“Tanya, don’t look now, but—” “Hang on Kylie, I’m just texting Steve.” “Oh.” “s-t-a-r-d. Right, done, what’s your problem?” “Don’t look now, but there’s a weird guy behind you.” “Where—” “I said don’t look!”
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Today on Springer…

"Everyday girls with kinky fetishes" JERRY - How do you feel, Meathead? MEATHEAD - I think I might have just won the lottery, Jerry. Tell me, how can I become a more particpative element of this shabby pornographic burlesque?
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