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		<title>Sewing hooves into a jacket</title>
		<link>http://matlarkin.com/2006/11/13/sewing-hooves-into-a-jacket/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:36:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[LaTrobe Reading Room]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oscar]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The LaTrobe Reading Room at the State Library of Victoria is possessed of such a tranquil, scholarly ambience that, in order to remind the reader of the perfect serenity he or she is privileged to enjoy, it has had to be randomly seeded with unoiled chairs which scream at the lightest touch like a bed full of climaxing banshees.]]></description>
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		<title>The Scaffoldist</title>
		<link>http://matlarkin.com/2006/10/09/the-scaffoldist/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:39:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Oscar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[The Last Monk]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[‘The thing is,’ says Oscar, draining his coffee, ‘is that the British one pound coin is very thick, and around the edge it has something written in Latin.’

‘Right,’ I say.

‘Or Welsh.’ He orders another latte. ‘One of those two. Which is the one with lots of ‘w’s?’]]></description>
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		<title>Tomorrow and tomorrow and whenever</title>
		<link>http://matlarkin.com/2006/10/08/tomorrow-and-tomorrow-and-whenever/</link>
		<comments>http://matlarkin.com/2006/10/08/tomorrow-and-tomorrow-and-whenever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 07:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[caffeine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neurosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[not writing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Outside the window, through the <a href="http://matlarkin.com/2006/girlie-grey-part-one/">girlie grey</a> steam, the autumn weeds are waving in a distinctly springish wind. I think I could almost qualify as a perpetual motion machine, infinitely running a distracted loop between the untended garden and the untended computer, if it weren't for the midpoint between the two, which is the television and which is being tended just fine.

I stopped doing creative things three months ago. What happened?]]></description>
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		<title>Who the Arse Does Tim Brooke-Taylor Think He Is?</title>
		<link>http://matlarkin.com/2005/12/23/who-the-arse-does-tim-brooke-taylor-think-he-is/</link>
		<comments>http://matlarkin.com/2005/12/23/who-the-arse-does-tim-brooke-taylor-think-he-is/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Dec 2005 05:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Evil Sulphura, The]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[complete mortification]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[editorial consultant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[not writing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wrath]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thereâ€™s a man coming to fix my TV, which tried to neck itself last week after inadvertently being left on for a whole episode of Threshold, and the repair company is only able to give me an appointment time accurate to the nearest geological epoch.

So Iâ€™m forced to spend a whole day stuck inside the house waiting for him to come, a job made much more difficult by the necessity to avoid the fact that itâ€™s a normal work day and I should be inside the house anyway, actually working. Hereâ€™s how it goes:]]></description>
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		<title>Today on Springer…</title>
		<link>http://matlarkin.com/2005/08/02/today-on-springer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2005 03:09:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[not writing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sloth]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[<strong>"Everyday girls with kinky fetishes"</strong>

JERRY - How do you feel, Meathead?
 
MEATHEAD - I think I might have just won the lottery, Jerry.  Tell me, how can I become a more particpative element of this shabby pornographic burlesque?]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking the dam</title>
		<link>http://matlarkin.com/2005/06/28/breaking-the-dam/</link>
		<comments>http://matlarkin.com/2005/06/28/breaking-the-dam/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2005 11:19:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[fairy-floss]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[not writing]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There isn't really an effective way to describe it:  I woke up Monday morning feeling positive, went through my normal Monday morning ablutions and habits in a perfectly normal Monday morning kind of way, sat down at the computer, turned it on, opened the correct file, and seized like an oilless motor.]]></description>
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		<title>Weight:  85kg.  Cigarettes:  0.  Still no call from Mark Darcy.</title>
		<link>http://matlarkin.com/2005/05/27/mr-darcy/</link>
		<comments>http://matlarkin.com/2005/05/27/mr-darcy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2005 11:49:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[editorial consultant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[not writing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sloth]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The following post will contain no transitive or intransitive verbs.  Any resemblance to an extract from <em>Bridget Jones' Diary</em> is purely the result of massive holes in Helen Fielding's education.]]></description>
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		<title>The Whiteboard Dungeon of Semi-Formed Ideas</title>
		<link>http://matlarkin.com/2005/05/24/whiteboard-dungeons/</link>
		<comments>http://matlarkin.com/2005/05/24/whiteboard-dungeons/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 May 2005 09:57:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[not writing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[severed heads]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[whiteboards]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[And then, of course, in the second week the novelty wears off and the lazy blogger begins to post lacklustre material with decreasing punctuality, losing what few readers he had to the Herald Sun website, where Andrew Bolt can always be trusted to edify.

Fortunately for the reader, I am not that blogger.]]></description>
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