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	<title>Mat Larkin &#187; micturation</title>
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		<title>Of human Bondage</title>
		<link>http://matlarkin.com/2007/01/02/of-human-bondage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2007 06:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Evil Sulphura, The]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oscar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[complete mortification]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oscar, The Evil Sulphura and I have gone to see the new Bond film, <em>Casino Royale</em>. The first ten minutes takes place in a men’s bathroom, in which a fight involving broken urinals and wildly spraying plumbing leads neatly into Bond’s iconic flip-around-and-shoot-the-cameraman move.

It is exciting and violent and it awakens an urge deep in my bladder.]]></description>
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		<title>Trow your mama off de tram</title>
		<link>http://matlarkin.com/2006/06/09/trow-your-mama-off-de-tram/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jun 2006 01:57:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Danny DeVito]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA["I tell you vot: you know dat - vot he called - de liddle vun?"

"Did you take your pill this morning?"

"Shadap, I break you head. No, de liddle vun - Danny DeVito. You know him?"

"I put it on the counter with your tea."]]></description>
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		<title>Unfavourable in appearance, development or behaviour</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jun 2006 02:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mat</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[caffeine]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[complete mortification]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[micturation]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m afraid this is going to be an unpleasant story, for it begins with the following words: I am sprinting desperately up Lygon Street at three minutes to five shaking a jar of my own urine.]]></description>
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