Category Archives: micturation

Of human Bondage

By Mat | Published: January 2, 2007
Oscar, The Evil Sulphura and I have gone to see the new Bond film, Casino Royale. The first ten minutes takes place in a men’s bathroom, in which a fight involving broken urinals and wildly spraying plumbing leads neatly into Bond’s iconic flip-around-and-shoot-the-cameraman move. It is exciting and violent and it awakens an urge deep in my bladder.
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Trow your mama off de tram

By Mat | Published: June 9, 2006
"I tell you vot: you know dat - vot he called - de liddle vun?" "Did you take your pill this morning?" "Shadap, I break you head. No, de liddle vun - Danny DeVito. You know him?" "I put it on the counter with your tea."
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Unfa­vour­able in appear­ance, devel­op­ment or behaviour

By Mat | Published: June 6, 2006
I’m afraid this is going to be an unpleasant story, for it begins with the following words: I am sprinting desperately up Lygon Street at three minutes to five shaking a jar of my own urine.
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