What is the name, beginning with C, of the wild dog native to Mexico and the south-western USA?

To hear possibly the most foolish of all possible answers to this question, Australian readers should tune in to Temptation, Channel Nine tomorrow (Wednesday 23 May 2007) night at 7pm to watch yours truly mistake a medium-sized quadruped fond of roadrunners with an imaginary vampire goat-sucker. The very observant may even note the rude word I mouth immediately afterward.

In short - I'm on the telly. Woot!

For the rest of you, a full account will shortly materialise in these pages. Did I win? Did I receive an indecent proposal from one of the hosts? Did Pete Smith really put his hand inside Garry Lyon? The answer to only one of these three questions is yes: matlarkin.com will reveal which tomorrow almost certainly in the next couple of days for sure!