You will be gratified to read that sensation is returning to my tongue. Obviously I don't know why that news should affect you so, but that's hardly my fault, is it? You sicken me. There, I've said it. No, wait: I love you. Let's never argue again. Have a peanut. I wonder what they make the stuff out of that goes in dental anaesthetic?

What is the name, beginning with C, of the wild dog native to Mexico and the south-western USA?
To hear possibly the most foolish of all possible answers to this question, Australian readers should tune in to Temptation, Channel Nine tomorrow (Wednesday 23 May 2007) night at 7pm to watch yours truly mistake a medium-sized quadruped [...]

We’ve ordered Thai food. “They say we can pick it up in twenty minutes,” says the Evil Sulphura.
“We should leave here in twenty minutes,” I say. “It always takes at least half an hour, and I always end up sitting in that crowded bit at the front, waiting with all the other gullible losers who [...]