Monthly Archives: May 2007

A milk­shake for Dennis

By Mat | Published: May 24, 2007
You will be gratified to read that sensation is returning to my tongue. Obviously I don’t know why that news should affect you so, but that’s hardly my fault, is it? You sicken me. There, I’ve said it. No, wait: I love you. Let's never argue again. Have a peanut. I wonder what they make the stuff out of that goes in dental anaesthetic?
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Thai food nearly broke my ankle

By Mat | Published: May 5, 2007
We’ve ordered Thai food. ‘They say we can pick it up in twenty minutes,’ says the Evil Sulphura. ‘We should leave here in twenty minutes,’ I say. ‘It always takes at least half an hour, and I always end up sit­ting in that crowded bit at the front, wait­ing with all the other gull­ible losers [...]
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