Monthly Archives: May 2007

A milk­shake for Dennis

By Mat | Published: May 24, 2007

You will be grat­i­fied to read that sen­sa­tion is return­ing to my tongue. Obvi­ously I don’t know why that news should affect you so, but that’s hardly my fault, is it? You sicken me. There, I’ve said it. No, wait: I love you. Let’s never argue again. Have a pea­nut. I won­der what they make the stuff out of that goes in dental anaesthetic?

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Thai food nearly broke my ankle

By Mat | Published: May 5, 2007

We’ve ordered Thai food. ‘They say we can pick it up in twenty minutes,’ says the Evil Sul­phura.
‘We should leave here in twenty minutes,’ I say. ‘It always takes at least half an hour, and I always end up sit­ting in that crowded bit at the front, wait­ing with all the other gull­ible losers who […]

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