Monthly Archives: April 2006

Burg­lar by appointment

My friend Iris is emig­rat­ing to China, and I have agreed to take some of her things to save her stor­age costs. In her liv­ing room, as I browse her pos­ses­sions and make my choices, I feel awk­ward. What does it say that I chose to take her DVD player and her blender that can crush ice, but not her steel lamp or wicker rock­ing chair? Does she think I think her lamp is ugly? That I mock her set of red shelves with hand-painted pink spots? I decide to overcompensate.

Everything is so beau­ti­ful!’ I say. ‘I wish I could take everything!’

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